He Finished Haggling Over The Price, And It Wasn’t Nearly Enough
Shorter Jon Henke: “You have no reason to object to being assaulted for asking questions of your Senator, if you’re guilty of a history of…being a Democrat. Also, using “guerilla” as a metaphor for nonviolent activist immunizes any future attackers from any responsibility for beating the shit out of you in the future.”
If I ever become a paid shill for a political candidate, please shoot me. Thanks. I really couldn’t bear the indignity.