Can the New York Times Get A Decent TV Critic?

Busy today with parental visits and prep and all, so in the wake of Alessandra Stanley’s ridiculous review of ABC’s fakeumentary, enjoy another example of Stanley’s reactionary airheadedness from the LGM archives. The other thing to note is that even if it was true that Bill Clinton’s unreliable zipper distracted him from terrorism, this wasn’t a result of the trivial time taken by the Blowjobs That Shook America themselves but because, you know, the Republican Party led by a hyper-partisan, egregiously unethical, and sex-obsessed special prosecutor decided to waste Congress’ time pursuing a risibly frivolous impeachment over them. It was the Republican Party and their media lickspittles, not Clinton, who thought this stuff was more important than terrorism.

…in comments, iocaste directs us to more Stanley Unintentional Comedy Classics here and here.