Hacktacular!
By Kay: “You can get to Jaret Wright in the first inning, but after that he settles down.”
Jaret Wright, ERA by inning (min 10 G):
1st: 5.73
2nd: 2.45
3rd: 7.84
4th: 1.80
5th: 14.00
Yep, you’d better to get to Jaret Wright in the 1st, because if not you might have to wait until the third.
What’s really amazing about this kind of hackery is how pointless it is. Do you think you’re going to convince anybody that Jaret Wright can pitch? I know your boss blew a lot of money on him, but Christ, give it up.
Of course, it would be nice if Scott “Baby let me follow you” Downs wasn’t doing his own homage to Wright…