I think we can all agree that George W. Bush is not the President to lead us against the zombie menace. Moreover, I concede that I would consider rampant zombie attacks more than enough cause to enlist in the US Army. Call me a hypocrite.
For those skeptical, shut up. Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead are immortal classics, and not just of the genre. Day of the Dead. . . eh, I could take it or leave it. If Land of the Dead is just somewhere in between the previous films, I will be pleased.