Kitten Porn
By This is the kind of brawl o’ blog that I like:
It has come to our editorial attention that certain parties want to make a name for themselves in the kitten game by stepping to us with some pictures of tattered, worn-out, raggedy-ass pussy cats. When you’ve been pimping kittens for as long as we have, you get a rep, and there’s always someone who wants to jump up to the big time by taking you out. It’s an old story, and we’ve heard it too many times already. If we wanted to be cruel, we’d say something about how when people say “look what the cat dragged in”, those cats probably dragged it in. But we don’t want to be cruel; we just want to be real. And we want to send a message, so everybody knows exactly how we play the kitten game.