The post-Roth decline, Pt. II
By I mentioned recently the unlikely but true fact that Van Halen could replace David Lee Roth and wind up with replacements that got exponentially worse. Well, should the NYT follow Hugh Hewitt’s suggestions, something similar would be the case with respect to replacing Bill Safire. Sadly, No! has the grim details. Let’s just say I’m inclined to think Jonah Goldberg is the best of the lot. (Shudder.) Hayes, I suppose, would be the most appropriate; I’m sure he’d be happy to add crackpot conspiracy theories about Hillary and Vince Foster to his already extensive record of ridiculous claims about Iraq and Al Qaeda.
As a preview, Lawyers, Guns & Money is proud to present the list of the five third baseman Hugh Hewitt will suggest the Dodgers acquire if they lose Adrian Beltre:
1)Russ Davis
2)Drew Henson
3)Willie Bloomquist
4)Butch Hobson
5)Manny Alexander